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I Know A Lot

That’s right. LOTS. Here are three examples of what I know: 1. I know that it is NEVER a good idea to drink orange juice after brushing your teeth. Or any other type, actually. 2.I know that Hannah Montana is really tween super-sensation Miley Cyrus, cleverly disguised by a wig. See, she’s Miley when she’s …

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C-A-Oh dear god

1 February, 2009 6:23 PM Dear Very Public Diary,   As of 5:15 this afternoon, I, as well as everybody else in the country, have crossed the CAO deadline. And the view from here is quite different. I won’t bastardise you by exaggerating my emotional and physical reaction to the CAO deadline. I won’t say …

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Retard, Am I?

Few things in this planet are as tedious as washing contact lenses after coming home from school. Having to learn 5 Bildergeschichten is one. Following a particularly slow learner driver when you’re already a week late for school, is another. And so, in order to distract myself from all that German, and also to adhere …

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful…

Last night, it actually snowed. Not the seldom pathetic little snow flake that melts even before it reaches the ground, but the other, seldom-er kind. So that five minutes of heaven’s dandruff, incalculable sighs of delight and wonder, and a serious case of verbal diarrhea later, the cars, the houses – even the cats outside, …

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