Ladies and gentlemen, four day weekend! Lovely. I bought myself a coffee and a cardigan to celebrate.. Before swiftly remembering that the Chemistry course has vast and altogether widespread corners of which I must visit, and Latin.. Oh Latin shall be interesting..
I am so unbelievably tired it’s disgusting. I didn’t get to sleep last night until nearing 1 am and then I was up at five to just read over the Biology course another bit. With the result that I am taking tonight off. Or at least until guilt overcomes my freeloving nature and forces me back to the books.
Jealousy reigns at hearing that some people have already finished, ‘snot fair! They should put the cores last.. So everyone finishes together.. Oh yes. Having said that, two exams left is a nice enough place to be. Just hoping that I don’t fall into Complacency Land in my head when it comes to the last ones.. You know just adopting the frame of mind that “ahhhhh it’ll be grand sure”?
That happens.. Oh well.
Okay, truth be told.. The Biology paper was GRAND. Like I did all the questions and was happy enough. Not feeling 100% about them but having said that I thought I had failed the pre and ended up with an A2. So I’m taking it easy and accepting the fact that no matter how many times I think back over questions or compare my answers to the answers of other people that I can’t change what lies inside that little sealed booklet.
Okay, was it just me or was that paper a tad amusing? Maybe my exhaustion has reached the point where I’m just silly, so true… For instance, the foxes. I was bluffing through the ecology you see and already I’m quite.. “chipper” in my exam tone. Kinda like a oh me oh my answering. Like the thing about WHEELIE BINS… So I wrote about how foxes can’t open a wheelie bin.. and may get crushed under one.. COMPLETE SPOOFING but then I got caught into a a fit of giggles at thinking of poor foxy under a wheelie bin…
Also, oh dear god.. my drawing of a womb was HILARIOUSLY terrible.. Like.. really you’d never think I have one.. I even had to add a note to the corrector apologising for my disastrous drawing skills. Final amusing part of the Biology exam was right on the last page,
Question:
“Why is it better to have two eyes?”
Answer:
Well my brain here was torning between humming, “One is the loneliest number” and thinking about how pissed off this guy is..
Okay, I have gone mad.
Happily though.
I thought Biology was tricky! It’s my worst:(
I’m finished.. Can I get an ‘Oh yes’ ?
Haha. Yeah, the fox stuff was a children’s comprehension. Not complaining though ๐
Complacency Land- STAY AWAY! I fell into that trap for biology today, didn’t study and then done shit. Great way to finish up!
Fox thing was weird. It’s probably what the questions would be like if they had foundation biology…
I was so glad the minge diagram came up. I’d been practicing it last night and this morning, quite randomly.
Hahaha, so basically you’ve just been drawing vag everywhere?
lolz
See, told you I was silly
I saw that question, but the twat was the only part of it I knew. The b and c parts turned me off.
(wonder how many synonyms we can do)
Ya i did that snatch question too…
I thought the b and c parts were a cunt too…
Yeah Emerald, the b question was horrible, but I managed a reasonable axe-wound diagram for part a and I found the bread mould question quite easy.
I totally pussied out of the poontang question, TBH
I quite like drawing bearded clams..
I <3 boxes
You know its just like my friend Fanny says, ” I have a very nice muff”.
I do think i have won this one.
tots
Anyone else think that PJ just had WAY too much fun?
Oh the wheelie bins! Oh how I giggled to myself!
wat wz the answer
Nope im just a geniass!
this is what you guys remind me off… <3
It made it difficult for the foxes to get food
Marie! Ahahahahaha!
hilarious brilliant
Thats the funniest thing i have seen in a long time
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“I can’t stick my fist in your college degree”
Classic
Me too. Hilarious!
I wanna see your bum, no i dont care what you say, no i dont have feelings, cus feelings are gay, something something in the month of may. Did anyone else almost choke with laughter at this bit?
oh god yes ๐
High-larious!
Thank you Marie, thank you
awh shucks, my pleasure
I’m gonna watch it again
There a show me your genitals 2!!!!
That dude is fucking hilarious. Thank you Marie!!!
i have four left….. aargh…….
FOUR!
:O
Four? Yikes..
Let me guess..
German, Chemistry, Music and… hell we’re going to say Applied Maths!
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How can you have four left?
Oh you poor poor thing, my deepest sentiments! You deserve the free coffee
Hey ! I got that free coffee fair and square! Mine mine mine…
I’ll share though ๐
hahaha.
Maria i’ll…clean your room. Or organise your book graveyard for you
OHHHH
who wants to build a giant bookgrave in the midlands?
It’d be an epic tourist attraction..
tech drawing, physics, chemistry and applied maths…….. fun, i know….. but you can send me on that coffee, im definately going to need it! my friend texted me today in the middle of a “revision” session for tech today (ie learning the course properly) and hes finished. i could have KILLED HIM!
I’m happy to help with that!
Although some of my books have already….passed on. They are no longer with us
Sweet I was half right ๐
also, room cleaning services would get me out of a lot of trouble…. my excuse for the whole year has been “BUT MOM! i have to STUDY!”. this works for all household tasks……. and i will take great relish in burning many things next friday!
yeah, lol!
Mine is the same!
Ahh i’ve no time to clean woman! I have a leaving cert to do!
hahaha… yeah shes threatening me already….. ” maria, you just WAIT till your finished, then that room better SPARKLE”
hahaha I know how you feel!
“why don’t you get started now…you’ve a day off to get started! WHAT KIND OF CRAZY TALK ARE YOU TALKIN MRS”
Well you’re just perfect aren’t you Adrian!
I can’t wait to spring clean my room once this all started!! ๐
Mmmm… Clean
I have the teenest little path way from my bed to the door. And at that, i have to pick my steps
Adrian scary movie….really? Is that not a little bit old now?
Ohhhhh… Adrian just made referance to something BOLD I think!
Banished to the bold corner he goes!
So what you’re saying Marie is that you want an orgy? WOO party at Maries!
Bring your keys. There will be a bowl.
DJ fox will be supplying the slamming tunes. He’s wheelie good.
Re video… I’m tired whinge.. but at least I got to draw the minge!
(Cries.. WHY CAN’T IT JUST BE OVER). HAVE MERCY
Ryaners sentiments exactly x 4 :O
Wait are you guys talking about the the cleanliness of your bedrooms? Cus I cant even see my bedroom floor right now…. o________O
Oh shit I just remembered I dont even have any set squares or a t square or a compass for tech graphics tomorrow…. x2 o________O
If I lived in Kerry I would totally help you out right now….but I don’t
“I told you not to bother me when I’m cleaning my room”.
Just thought I’d get that in there
I’m trying to find 5th years to adopt mine!
So far I have found my Latin notes a home but nothing else.. .:(
You would get much more satisfaction out of burning them….
lol. Ryaners… see scary movie!
Burning notes is a bit sad.
Apparently the answer to the eye thing was that with only one eye we only see things in 2D, but with two eyes we can see 3D.
Of course, did I say that? No.
Ah that’s bollox. I’m glad I didn’t do that section now..just drew a baby cyclops stick man ๐
In fairness it’s all bad! I now have a carpet of notes! I’ll plant some trees to make up for it.
Nice ๐
I thought so ^_^
Hmm… I would but if I have to r****** I’ll need them. Never say that word out loud. Ever.
Yes Liam. Very sad… :p
Did I say that either? No! I probably said something stupid like gives you better perspective on life….something stupid
i have 3 exams left (tears)… possibly 4 if i decide to sit the applied maths next fri… soooo sooo jealous of those who are already finished!
I’m loving the cyclops. Didn’t realise how ridiculous that eye question was til I read this…
Ah this reminded me of my Biology exam and me ending up in silent laughter upon reading a question… was it the wheelie-bin question? Argh, I can’t remember…