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Hello my minions :)

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Hi! (Big wave) ah the leaving cert that horrible evil thing which has enticed me to rot your minds with my first blog ;). So I suppose I’ll introduce myself, you can call me Anro (not my real name) and I know I probably should of come up with something cooler along the lines of Catwoman or Captain Underwear but really my imagination is just not flowing at the moment (horrible I know and as for every other problem I will encounter this year I shall blame the leaving cert.). <– can any punctuation Nazi’s tell me what I should of done there, is it right, should it be .) or ). or what? Anyway back on point I will be 17 in December and can’t wait because I will legally be able to drive ( in the presence of a fully licensed driver,) I am doing 8 subjects for the leaving certificate; English, Irish, Maths, French, Business, Chemistry, Biology and L.C.V.P. At the moment I am doing all higher but will probably drop to ordinary level french which I am somehow worse at than Irish (languages aren’t really my strong point).

Alas ( I love that word :P), I can hear all 0 of you readers asking me (for some reason in a posh English accent) “But Anro, Why on earth are you wasting our time typing out this blog at 19:38 on the last day of midterm when you still haven’t done your Irish homework you probably have.”. Well my minions the answer to that is simple. I have stolen my mothers laptop and am curled up under the blanket in my bedroom giving evil glares to my pile of discarded school books because I am lazy, and hate Irish, but mostly because when I even think about lifting a book my brain sends warning signals to my limbs making me so lazy I could probably beat a sloth in a not moving contest. Okay, I can hear you yelling at me and I know Its my problem and I am hoping by getting it out in the cyber open like this it will help me. So you should feel good about your self you reading this has helped one person come to the realization that the leaving cert is real. Congratulations! Have a cookie! 🙂

I suppose that’s it for my rant, you will be glad to hear and please don’t be shy comment about what you hate about this, if your in a similar situation, what you think will help me overcome this laziness or even if you just want a chat with a somewhat insane person 😉
BIG Thank You if you have read this far 🙂
and till next time 🙂
Anro (Captain Lazy)

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4 COMMENTS

  1. Hi Anro,

    Do you realise that your name is an anagram of onra, the Irish for soup?
    I eat soup and therefore I am not your minion.

    Looking forward to out-lazying you,
    Cian

  2. curse you and your awesome anagram skills 😛 giving hope that my minions can break free lol
    most definitely lazier than you,
    Anro

  3. You’re hilarious, Captain Underpants (I’m sorry, that’s your name in my eyes now). Bet your English teacher loves you 😀

    I will be lazy enough for all of us.

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