Surprise, Bitches!

Guess who the latest addition to the blogging team is. That’s right, it’s — wait, what? That guess was terrible. I mean, I’m obviously talking about me. How thick can you be… Anyway, it was just a matter of time. Rising through the ranks of society I am. And unlike SOME people, I didn’t have to sleep with the site owner… Jennie loves the nutsack

It all looks so different from the inside. All shiny and confusing. Ain’t never really had a blog before. But I figured what better time to start blogging than when I desperately need to study for a major state examination? I don’t even know what half this crap is for… I wonder what this button does…  

Whoa, this isn’t right at all.

Which leads me to — is it my imagination or did I just change the font? — leads me to the whole content issue. Nobody’s really told me what my limits are. An amusing few minutes’ searching has turned up a few facts: nobody has used the word ‘fuck’ since Amy from last year. And the only person other than Amy to use the word ‘shit’ is Grace. And almost all the girls have said ‘tit’ at some point. Potty-mouthed vixens that they are. Although up to this point nobody has gone as far as ‘cunt’, ‘cock’ or ‘nutsack’. Woe betide the foul-mouthed scum who utters the word ‘nutsack’.

[NEW] My bio is weird. I wrote it at like midnight in an odd mood. I also selected an accompanying picture that makes me look a bit like a douche. Maybe if I didn’t have my eyes half-closed (and the re-sizing hadn’t made it worse) I’d look less like a drunken sexual predator. But then again, it contrasts with all the other posed pictures of people posturing and portraying perfect pretty portraits of the past. Sorry, got a bit off-track there. Accidental alliterations always attract attention away from article’s aims. Heh. I am getting so good at that… Although it would have been cool if I’d done n-words. Then I could’ve stuck ‘nutsack’ in there somewhere

Speaking of aims, I forgot mine. I guess this is just meant as an introductory post. I’m wondering whether to make a post  about the orals, but at this point it’s probably a bit late and I doubt anyone cares anyway. So — ow, nutsack, I just dropped a knife on my foot — ’til next time, ya’ll. Leave a comment. Praise me like you should. See if you can count up all the subtle pop culture references I’ve made… (or the amount of times I use the word ‘nutsack’. Bet you wont get it right) (BCUZ I CHEATED LOL)